Blog of a GIANTROBOTPENIS

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I figured I would start things out on a high note.

Anyways, this seems like a cool idea, so hear I am.

As my first blog, here is some random shit that happened today.

Today while I was at work I could barely speak because I'm currently sicker then fuck. My co-worker, whose just as much as a sarcastic asshole as I am, and I had a very interesting conversation, in which I told the best story ever.  

Him: "I know your sick and all, but you still have to talk. I'm Bored."

Me: "Oh I'm sorry, just let me fuck up my voice even for more so you can be entertained."

Him: "Yes, entertain me. Tell me a story."

Me: "Ok. Once upon a time...go fuck yourself."

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Randomly found this card while I was going through my magic cards. Its all rare and shiny!!

SHINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmfao what a fucking rod. And LMFAO the title to this blog is just too awesome for words XDDD I seriously died. But to the work thing, tell that nigga to suck it and beat him in the A with the T LAWLZ XD oh yeah and DICKS. For no reason at all.

Its weird that we have to post in the comments every time we update our blog. Oh well, SHINY!!!

Yeah it's retarded but I didn't want to have to make more effort lmfao. And BALLSACK. LMFAO.