Song Parodies Part 1

[BloodSucking YamiMarik]

This is your nightmare (this is Halloween)

Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange

Come with me and you can see
This is your crazy nightmare 

This is Your nightmare, this is your nightmare
People screaming in the night

This is your nightmare, everybody make a scene
Take your soul and burn it up
It's our fun, everybody scream
In this your my pet

I am the one hiding in your mind 
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

I am the one hiding under yours stairs
Flicking you off like a boss

This is your nightmare, this is your nightmare

Nightmare! Nightmare! Nightmare! Nightmare!
In this nightmare we take your soul
Everyone hail to the undead king

In this nightmare, don't we love it now
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise

Round that corner, man hiding in the shadows
Something's waiting no to pounce, and how you'll scream!

Scream! This is your nightmare
Red 'n' black, like blood

Aren't you scared
Well, that's just fine

Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and play my game
Ride within the bed in the dead of night

Everybody scream, everybody scream

In our nightmare in your head

I am the night with the shining star
Here in a flash and gone without a trace

I am the who when you call, Who's there?
I am the ghost blowing through your face

I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

This is your nightmare, this is your nightmare
Nightmare! Nightmare! Nightmare! Nightmare!
Nightmare! Nightmare!

Blood spilling everywhere
Life's no fun without a good scare

That's our job, but we're not mean
In our nightmare in your mind

In this nightmare
Don't we love it now

Everybody's waiting for the next surprise
Yami Marik might catch you in the back
And scream like a banshee
Make you jump out of your skin
This is your nightmare, everybody scream
Wont' ya please make way for a very special guy

Our man YM is King of the Undead
Everyone hail to the Undead King, now!

This is your nightmare, this is your nightmare
Nightmare! Nightmare! Nightmare! Nightmare!

In this nightmare we call home
Everyone hail to the undead song

La la-la la, Nightmare! Nightmare! [Repeat]


The final battle (In the end)

(It starts with one)
One thing I know I why
It fun to torment your life's 
Keep that in mind, I play my game
To explain in due time
(All I know)
Time is a valuable thing
Watch my god card burn you to ashes
Watch it destroy your monsters
The clock ticks life away
(It’s so unreal)
Didn’t look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on the fight 
I wasted it all just to watch you go

I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to be will eventually be a memory of a time when...

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
I lost in the battle
I had to fail
To lose it all
But in the end
I lost in the battle

One thing, I don’t know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this game
To remind myself how
I'm the boss
In spite of the way you were loosing to me
Acting like I was your villain 
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I’m surprised it got so (far)
Things aren’t the way they were before
You wouldn’t even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me
In the end

You kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when...

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
I lost the duel
I had to fail
To lose it all
But in the end
I lost the duel

I've put my trust in myself
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There’s only one thing you should know
I've put my trust in myself
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There’s only one thing you should know

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
I lost the duel
I had to fail
To lose it all
But in the end
I lost the duel




I want to murder you (I want it that way)

Yeah

[Melvin:] You are my nemesis The one to kill Believe when I say I want to murder you

[Bakura:] But we are two worlds apart Can't reach to your deck When you say That I want to murder you

[Chorus:] Tell me why Ain't nothin' but a duel Tell me why Ain't nothin' but a murder spree Tell me why I never wanna hear you say I want to murder you

[Marik:] Am I your hikari Your one weak side Yes I know it's too late But I want to murder you

[Chorus:] Tell me why Ain't nothin' but a duel Tell me why Ain't nothin' but a murder spree Tell me why I never wanna hear you say I want to murder you

[Kaiba:] Now I can see that we're loosing the duel From the way that it used to be, yeah No matter the cards you choose I want you to know

[Ryou:] You are my nemeses The one to kill You are You are, you are, you are

Don't wanna hear you say Ain't nothin' but a duel Ain't nothin' but a murder spree (don't wanna hear you say) I never wanna hear you say (oh, yeah) I want to murder you

Tell me why Ain't nothin' but a duel Tell me why Ain't nothin but a murder spree Tell me why I never wanna hear you say (don't wanna hear you say) I want to murder you

Tell me why Ain't nothin' but a duel Ain't nothin' but a murder spree Tell me why I never wanna hear you say (never wanna hear you say) I want to murder you

'Cause I want to murder you 


Melvin's back alright

Everybody, yeah Dance your body, yeah Everybody, yeah Dance your body right Melvin's back, alright

Hey, yeah Oh my Ra, we're back again Brothers, sisters, everybody dance Gonna bring the flavor, show you how Gotta question for you better answer now, yeah

Am I villain? Yeah Am I the only guy? Yeah Am I sexual? Yeah Am I everything you need? You better rock your body now

Everybody Yeah Move your body Yeah Everybody Move your body right Melvin's back, alright Alright

Now throw your shirts up in the air Swing them around like you just don't care If you wanna duel let me hear you yell Cuz we got it goin' on again Yeah

Am I a villain? Yeah Am I the only guy? Yeah Am I sexual? Yeah Am I everything you need? You better move your body now

Everybody Yeah Move your body Yeah Everybody Move your body right Melvin's back, alright Alright

So everybody, everywhere Don't be shy, don't have no fear I'm gonna tell the fans, make you come to me As long as there'll be me, we'll be comin' back again

Everybody, yeah Move your body, yeah Everybody Move your body right (move your body right) Melvin's back Everybody (everybody) Yeah (touch your body) Move your body (everybody) Yeah (everybody touch your body) Everybody (everybody, touch your body) Move your body right (everybody) Melvin's back, alright 


Hey fan girl (hey Mr. Dj (Keep playing' my song))

Ah, Ladies One time here we go (yes, yes one time, yes, yes)

I could tell when I stepped in the room And I saw you siting there Caught in a moment by the way that you moved I couldn't help the way I stared There was some sexy vibes Leading me here to you Lead me to you (lead me to you)

So I stood there watching And I was hypnotized By the rhythm of your body And the love in your eyes And I was lost inside your mind with you Oohh-ooh-ooh-ooh

[Chorus:] Hey Fan girl keep playin' this move for me Out on the floor in my arms she's gotta be Let's get it on (let's get it on) Jam all night long Fan girl, fan girl Play it play it for me Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Now it feels like it could be romance As we mess around across the floor Every move that you faint Only makes me want you more And it seems like we moving fast How can we make it last? Make it last now (make it last some how)

As we keep on staring I am hypnotized By the structure of your body And the glow in your eyes I was lost inside your mind with you (with you) Oohh-ooh-ooh-ooh

[Chorus]

Close your eyes (close your eyes) And imagine us alone (Just imagine) Let the love flow inside you (let the love flow inside you, inside you yeah) I get lost (I get lost) Lost inside a groove with you (Lost inside a groove) When you show off Come on and work your body, work your body

Hey, Fan girl Dance all night long Hey, Fan girl Play that jam for me Hey, Fan girl Dance all night long Hey, Fan girl Play that jam for me

[Chorus (2x)]

Keep it comin' Fan girl Ohh Keep it comin' Fan girl Ohh Keep it comin' Fan girl Ohh Keep it comin' Fan girl Ohh  


The Real Slime Melvin (different parody but same song)

[Melvin] May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Melvin please hold your rod up? I repeat, will the real Slim Melvin please hold your rod up? We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen an egyptian person before Jaws all on the floor like Drooling and Jealous on there faces And started whooping the pharaohs worse than before They first were dueling, throwing his puzzle over furniture (Ah!) It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And The pharaoh said... nothing you idiots! The pharaoh is dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) Feminist women love Melvin [*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*] "Slim Melvin, I'm sick of him Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what (M. Rod) Flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though!" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my house man But no worse, than what's going on in your family room Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't But it's cool your loosing in this duel haha "My lips is on your lips, my lips is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a romance is Of course they gonna know what love is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the Parents don't they? "We ain't nothing but Duelists.." Well, some of us cannibals (me) Who cut other people open like vampires [SLURP] But if we can hug, kill and give pain Then there's a reason that a man and another man duel [*Ooooo!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the shadow realm Women wave your hands, sing the chorus and it goes

[Chorus – Melvin (repeat 2x):] 'Cause I'm Slim Melvin, yes I'm the real Melvin All you other Slim Melvin's are just imitating So won't the real Slim Melvin please stand up, Please stand up, please stand up?

[Melvin] Marik Ishtar don't gotta dance in his studio to sell records; Well I do, so do him and do you too! You think I give a crap about a Grammy? Half of you fans can't even touch me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can, sit me here next to Seto Kaiba? Yo Dude, Yugi Moto better switch me chairs So I can sit next to The pharaoh and Pegasus And hear 'em argue over who is the king of games Little man, put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's sexy, but I think he's married to Marik, hee-hee!" I should download LK audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Melvin a Hug [AHHH!] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me So I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt] And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me; who just don't give a crap like me Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me It just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

[Chorus]

[Melvin] I'm like a sexy man to listen to, cause I'm only giving you Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the balls to say it In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just dig it Better than ninety percent of you singers out can Then you wonder how can kids listen to my albums It's funny; cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 22 I'll be the only person in the home flirting Pinching girls butts when I'm dancing with Fans And I'm singing but this whole bag of Blood isn't working And every single person is a Slim Melvin lurking He could be working at The shadow realm, spitting on your soul [*HACH*] Or in your mind, circling Screaming "You don't deserve to be in this world!" With his rod is down and his system up So, will the real Melvin please stand up? And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

[Chorus 4X]

[Melvin] Ha ha Guess there's a Slim Melvin in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up 


Shadow Realm (Disturbia by Rihanna)

Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum

What's wrong here? Why do I feel alone? I'm going crazy now

More loosing your mind Can't even get out of here Nothing heard, nothing said Can't even speak about it Out my life, out my head Don't wanna think about it Feels like I'm going insane Yeah

It's a darkness around us To come and take you It can creep up inside you And consume you A disease of the mind It can control you It's too close for comfort

Throw on your duel disk We're in the blimp in the sky Ain't gonna play nice Watch out, you might just go under Better think twice Your train of thought will be altered So if you must be tougher

Your mind is in the shadow realm It's like the darkness is the mind Shadow realm Am I scaring you tonight? Shadow realm Ain't used to loose your mind Shadow realm Shadow realm

Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum

Faded colors everywhere It's like they are clouding me Disconnecting all contact Your life is on the line I gotta get out Or figure this shit out It's too close for comfort, oh.

It's darkness around us To come and grab you It can creep up inside you And consume you A disease of the mind It can control you I feel like a monster

Throw on your duel disk We're in the blimp in the sky (Blimp in the sky) Ain't gonna play nice (oh) Watch out, you might just go under Better think twice (think twice) Your train of thought will be altered So if you must falter be wise (be wise)

Your mind is in the shadow realm It's like the darkness is the mind Shadow realm Am I scaring you tonight? Shadow realm Ain't used to loose your mind (loose your mind) Shadow realm Shadow realm

Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum

Release me from this place I'm in Trying to maintain But I'm struggling If you can't go, go, go I think I'm gonna oh, oh, oh

Throw on your brake duel disk We're in the blimp in the sky Ain't gonna play nice Watch out, you might just go under Better think twice (better think twice) Your train of thought will be altered So if you must falter be wise (if you must falter be wise)

Your mind is in shadow realm It's like the darkness is the realm Shadow realm Am I scaring you tonight? Shadow realm Ain't used to what you like (shadow realm) Shadow realm Shadow realm

Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum 


Sexy beast (Radioactive)

Whoa, oh, oh
Whoa, oh, oh
Whoa, oh, oh
Whoa

I'm waking up to them fans
I wipe my brow and I sweat my body
I'm breathing in the shadow realm

I'm breaking in, shaping up, then checking out on the prison cell
This is it, world domination
Whoa

I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones
Enough to make my systems blow
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm a sexy beast, sexy beast
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm a sexy beast, sexy beast

I raise my rod, dye my clothes the color of blood
It's a war, I suppose
We paint it red to fit right in
Whoa

I'm breaking in, shaping up, then checking out on the prison cell
This is it, world domination
Whoa

I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones
Enough to make my systems blow
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm a sexy beast, sexy beast
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm a sexy beast, sexy beast

All Gods go, Ra hasn't failed
Fire in my bones, straight from inside

I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones
Enough to make my systems blow
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm a sexy beast, sexy beast
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm a sexy beast, sexy beast
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Shadows (Trenches by Pop Evil)

No time to plan
I'm alive in this body 
Breaking up my mind on the mind game
When I survive, when I survive another day
This great game
Side by side on the duel
Breaking up our minds on the mind game
Never again, never again will I be forgotten
Here I come

'Cause here I come

I've waited all my life to be free from the inside
I'm ready to fight for what I believe you can steal this body
I won't take this
Gonna fill these shadows and take souls

Wake up, I won't give up
'Cause here I come, here I come

Back and forth, waiting for you, the pharaoh
Digging for minds on your friends souls
When I survive, when I survive another year
Still game after game 
Paying there minds for power
Breaking up my mind on the mind game
Never again, never again will I be denied
Here I come

'Cause here I come

I've waited all my life to be free from the inside
I'm ready to fight for what I believe you can steal this body
I won't take this
Gonna fill these shadows and take souls

Wake up, I won't give up
'Cause here I come, here I come

I've waited all my life to be free from the inside
I'm ready to fight for what I believe you can steal this body
I won't take this
Gonna fill these shadows and take souls

Wake up, I won't give up
'Cause here I come, here I come

Stand up
Wake up
I won't give up
'Cause here I come, here I come
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Hey fan girl (hey Mr. Dj (Keep playing' my song)) ~Mel

Ah, Ladies
One time here we go (yes, yes one time, yes, yes)

I could tell when I stepped in the room
And I saw you siting there
Caught in a moment by the way that you moved
I couldn't help the way I stared
There was some sexy vibes 
Leading me here to you
Lead me to you (lead me to you)

So I stood there watching
And I was hypnotized
By the rhythm of your body
And the love in your eyes
And I was lost inside your mind with you
Oohh-ooh-ooh-ooh

[Chorus:]
Hey Fan girl keep playin' this move for me
Out on the floor in my arms she's gotta be
Let's get it on (let's get it on)
Jam all night long
Fan girl, fan girl
Play it play it for me
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Now it feels like it could be romance
As we mess around across the floor
Every move that you faint 
Only makes me want you more
And it seems like we moving fast
How can we make it last?
Make it last now (make it last some how)

As we keep on staring
I am hypnotized
By the structure of your body
And the glow in your eyes
I was lost inside your mind with you (with you)
Oohh-ooh-ooh-ooh

[Chorus]

Close your eyes (close your eyes)
And imagine us alone (Just imagine) 
Let the love flow inside you (let the love flow inside you, inside you yeah)
I get lost (I get lost)
Lost inside a groove with you (Lost inside a groove)
When you show off
Come on and work your body, work your body

Hey, Fan girl
Dance all night long
Hey, Fan girl
Play that jam for me
Hey, Fan girl
Dance all night long
Hey, Fan girl
Play that jam for me

[Chorus (2x)]

Keep it comin' Fan girl
Ohh
Keep it comin' Fan girl
Ohh
Keep it comin' Fan girl
Ohh
Keep it comin' Fan girl
Ohh
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Marik vs Melvin (yugioh rap battle) 

Melvin: This is it, Marik. Me and you. The final battle. To prove who deserves this body . I’m not gonna hold back.

Marik: You bet, Melvin. This is going to be super sexy battle! I can’t wait to gain my body.

Melvin: Well alright then. Marik, it's time to spit some rhymes! (Music in the background)

Marik: Bring it on Mel- wait, what? Oh you have got to be f***ing kidding me.

Melvin: Alright Marik, check it out, it's Melvin from the original Yu-Gi-Oh. And sad to say, this body, you’re my weak side, So listen up, here it is, the awesome challenge I suggest, Who ever kills the pharaoh you and me will be the rule the world, and the King of Games. You know I got ya beat but homie don’t be lame, This is serious, you got to do it if you wan your body back, you have to. If you decline the challenge by default that means I beat you. Marik I hope you're ready, Cuz this is gonna be heavy, And I know you might think it’s unnecessary, But that’s tough, Suck it up man, It’s something you gotta do, Or you can leave and lose your body, it's up to you.

(Music changes in background)

Marik: Oh, you think you're hot huh? Ok check this out (Primeeeeeeeeeeeeeee) Prime cut ba ch ba ch ca ba ch ch wa ch ch Ja-mikity-moe mack daddy what’s up (whats up) I said a jiz a bang boom (boom) boom (boom) boom (boom) da diggy dog, I said a dog (a dog) a dog (a dog) a diggity dog. Hey what you say mel, O.K., your repartee's cliché, Forget that body, you should see a therapist, You want to duel don’t act a fool or I’ll just tell you "mel please". The only consolation here is you're not from my family. So play the god card punk, 'cause its time to throw down. I’m glad it’s one on one because your all alone. Can't wait to see your face turn to sheer disgrace, When I win my body back right out of this place. (Overlapping Voices) My name is Marik Ishtar (Your really lame) Each plan the same, yes they are. Now get yourself set to be ashamed By the king of sexiness.(gggaaammmeeesss)

(Music stops)

Melvin: Ha, that was a'ight, but let me lay somethin' blood on ya.

Marik: Uh, Melvin, you're didn't kill anyone.

(Music in background)

Melvin:You’re about to witness me be absolutely gorgeous, The best kind you’ll ever see I’m being honest. I’m the hardest the most purest known artist. (stops singing) And oh, FYI, Marik, (resumes singing) I’ve been taking your body for six years regardless, But let me lay you something fresh what I’m going to do. Im'ma tell you something that’s a hundred per-cent true, You're not getting this body, no, sorry, not you. It's me inside your Egyptian body that’s stuck inside you, You’re a lazy planner so i do all the work for you, Then you claim the fame for all the shiz and stuff i do. Whatcha even doing when I control you. Everyone agrees, dude, that this Body is mine.

(Music Stops)

Marik: You know something Melvin? I don’t think you know who you're dealing with. Well allow me to fill you in.

(Music starts)

Marik: I'm the mothaflippin' King of Sexiness. My hair's blonde And my pants are really tight, And I'm sexy (I'm sexy). If you choose to defend I'm gonna condescend Cuz my Milliuieum rod drive you straight round the head. I lost the God Cards to the pharaoh in Battle City, Don’t believe me? Listen carefully to this ditty. And by the by your face is quit scary, And so’s your shadow game. Watch what happens when Ra takes on Slifer and Obelicks
Bakura: They call me the… Fluffy, my lyrics will blow your soul away ………umm……uh……

Marik: Oh come on, Fluffy,

Bakura: I'm thinking……um……uhhh…

Marik: Ugh, and he wonders why I never speak to him.

Bakura: Hang on here, I think I got it. They call me the Fluffy, Stronger than tithe pharaoh, focus on my evil plans, Here I am sold out all the stadiums. I'm not a lower class duelist, Where did you get that ridiculous con-cep-tion? (starts talking normally) Did Melvin tell you that? F*ck Melvin! Seriously.

Marik: My midriff and My Rod they make sense, Because their egyptian things. And if you duel with me it won't be tense. Because against my skills you've no defense. My body are so potent I might seem conceited, In fact all of my opponents could swear that I want it back. Sure, sometimes you and I swap places, But who cares, so long as pharaoh looses. Other duelists diss me, Say my dark side is a sissy. (starts talking normally) Why? Why? W-w-why, why exactly, why? There’s nothing crazy about the Dark Side, And only real men looks manly! (starts to rap again) Melvin let's face it, you're second best, I'm sending you straight back to The shadow realm! Your deck's unbalanced and your hair's a sunflower, Hey, ho. I'm the mothaflippin'…

Joey: He’s the mothaflippin'… 
Tea: He’s the mothaflippin'…

Tristan: Who’s the mothaflippin'?

Marik: I'm the mothaflippin'… I'm the mothaflippin'… I'm the mothaflippin'… …MOTHAFLIPPIN'!

(music stops)

Melvjn: My hair looks nothing like a sunflower!

Marik: I think you'll find it does.

Melvin: Does not!

Marik: Does too!

Melvin: Does not!

Marik: Does too times ten!

Melvin: Ok you asked for it pal! Get ready, because when I use this next card its over (start to hear sound of a motorbike) I summon The winged dragon of Ra - (gets hit by Motorbike screams and falls to the ground) Ow…

Marik: Huh. Kaiba, what are you doing here?

Kaiba: I came to this area to play a card game.

Jack: [Off-Camera] ON MOTORCYCLES!

Kaiba: By the way, did I just run over a sunflower?

Marik: It’s ok, it was only Melvin.

Melvin: I think I broke my rod
Marik: Oh, walk it off, ya sunflower head!
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Leather Cape (Leather Pants)

Marik: 
Ooo~~~~oooh 
Let's take his leather Cape
Ooo~~~~oooh 
Let's take his leather cape

Ha ha, ha ha ha 
Mwa ha, ha ha ha 
La la, la la la 
We want his leather cape
Gah gah, rah rah rah 
Nah nah, flah flah flah 
La la, cha cha cha 
Take off his leather cape

I'm getting ready, 
My neck have been free
'Cause when we get them 
I am wearing your hood
Right on my neck
Neck, neck, neck
Right on my neck (neck, neck, neck) 
Right on my neck
Hey! 

We want your style
Your body, your looks
No you can't get these cape
By shopping online
Their service sucks 
Sucks, sucks, sucks 
It really sucks (sucks, sucks, sucks) 
It really sucks 

Bakura: 
You know that we want them 
And you know that we need them 
We want the capes
Your leather capes

Marik: 
Me and Bakura 
We will have our revenge 
Him and me 
We'll take your leather cape

Oooo~~~oooh! 

Me and Bakura 
We will have our revenge 
Him and me 
We'll take your leather capes

Oooo~~~oooh 
Let's take his leather capes
Oooo~~~oooh 
Give us the effing cape

Blah blah, blah blah blah 
Dah dah, pah pah pah 
Yah yah, Mamma Mia 
We want those leather capes

We don't want plain
Or ragged or ripped
I am a criminal 
And he is a thief 
Plus we're both hot 
Hot, hot, hot 
We are quite sexy 

[Bakura: Marik, that doesn't rhyme.] 
[Marik: Shut up, I am Lady Gaga! ] 

Marik: 
I have watched Yu-Gi-Oh
And I like My sexy midriff 
The Birds was okay 
Ooo! I love Rear Window 
By Alfred Hitchcock 
Cock, cock, cock 
We love Hitchcock (cock, cock, cock) 
We love Hitchcock 
[Hitchcock: Good evening.] 

Bakura: 
You know that we want them 
And you know that we need them 
We want the cape
Your leather cape

Marik: 
Me and Bakura 
We will have our revenge 
Him and me 
We'll take your leather cape

Ooo~~~oooh! 

Me and Bakura 
We will have our revenge 
Him and me 
We'll take your leather cape

Ooo~~~oooh 
We want those leather capes
Ooo~~~oooh 
Let's steal his leather cape

Tah tah, mah mah mah 
Bah bah, wah wah wah 
Zah zah, vah vah vah 
Take off his leather cape
Gah Gah, rah rah rah 
Nah nah, flah flah flah 
La la, cha cha cha 
I like these silly noises 

Marik & Bakura: 
Wear, wear, leather baby 
Work it, move your tush, it's sexy 
Wear, wear, leather baby 
Work it, move your tush, it's sexy 
Wear, wear, leather baby 
Work it, move your tush, it's sexy 
Wear, wear, leather baby 
Work it 

Marik: 
I'm an evil villain, baby! 

We want your cape
And we want our revenge 
We want your cape
And we're really just friends 

Je voudrais sonds 
Pantalons cuir 
Sons pantalons 
Why am I speaking French? 
Why am I speaking French? 
I don't wanna be French! 
We want your leather cape! 

Me and Bakura 
We will have our revenge 
Him and me 
We'll take your leather cape

Oooo~~~oooh! 

Me and Bakura 
We will have our revenge 
Him and me 
We'll take your leather cape

Oooo~~~oooh! 

We want his leather cape! 
Let's get his leather cape!
Let's take his leather cape! 

Ooo~~~oooh! 
Take off his friggin' cape! 
Remove his effing cape! 

Ha ha, ha ha ha 
Mwa ha, ha ha ha 
Gah ha, ha ha ha 
We've got his leather cape!
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Marik's Sexiness (Pharaohs Throne) 

Bakura: Marik, Marik
Your foolishness forces me to sing
I shall have both your sexy midriff
And your Millennium Rod

Listen limey
I don't think you understand a thing
Everybody knows that it is
Good to be the Sexiest

(I'm hot)
Good to be the Sexiest
(I'm hot)
Good to be the sexiest
(I'm hot)
Everybody knows that it is
Good to be the sexiest

Just because you have
A sexy scar upon your face
You think you've got the right
To command the Egyptian Race

To stand against the Eviliest
Is a fight you're bound to lose
To beat you I don't need my rod
Or even my good looks

Stop moaning
Stop groaning
I stopped caring about you
Only a fool picks a fight with the Evil guy

Stop moaning
Stop groaning
I don't even want to know
How in the hell did you find me

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
I'm taking you to schoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ool
(I'm taking you to school)

It's time to du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du
You know it's time to du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-duel
(You know it's time to duel)

So what do you want
Come on throw me your ring
Cause you're not gonna take
My Sexiness

Flip all the cards
In your trap card zone
But you're not gonna take
My Sexiness

What do you want
Come on throw me your ring
Cause you're not gonna take
My Sexiness

You can flip all the cards
In your trap card zone
But you're not gonna take
My Sexiness

Bakura: By the way
Your standing there 
Even if it just us 
Made my hair go whiter
Made me a bit hotter
You might be the King
But now I'm the Dungeon Master
Bringing sexy back
Pardon all my laughter
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!)

Marik: Not for nothing
But your hair is a kitty
I was more intimidated
By my sunflower dark side

Sometimes I wonder who you think
That you are hitting on
I summon my sexy midriff 
Cause we'll be thiefshipping

(Yaoi)

We'll be Thiefshipping

(Yaoi)

We'll be Thiefshipping

(Yaoi)

So summon all your sexy midriff
Cause we'll be Thiefshipping

Stop moaning
Stop groaning
I stopped caring about you
Only a fool picks a fight with the Evil guy

Stop moaning
Stop groaning
I don't even want to know
How in the hell did you find me

Stop moaning
Stop groaning
We stopped caring about you
Who in the hell picks a fight with the evil guy?

Stop moaning
Stop groaning
I don't even want to know
How in the hell did you find me

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
I'm taking you to schoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ool
(I'm taking you to school)

It's time to du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du
You know it's time to du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-duel
(You know it's time to duel)

So what do you want
Come on throw me a bone
Cause you're not gonna take
My Sexiness

Flip all the cards
In your trap card zone
But you're not gonna take
My Sexiness

What do you want
Come on throw me a bone
Cause you're not gonna take
My Sexiness

You can flip all the cards
In your trap card zone
But you're not gonna take
My Sexiness

My Sexiness
M-M-My Sexiness

You can flip all the cards
In your trap card zone
But you're not gonna take
My Sexiness

You can flip all the cards
In your trap card zone
But you're not gonna take
My Sexiness

My Sexiness
M-M-My Sexiness

You can flip all the cards
In your trap card zone
But you're not gonna take
My Sexiness
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Sexy Rage (Brooklyn Rage)

Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh

I wanna duel the shadow games I play
Face down face up trap cards spell cards then god cards I go (I love it! )
All I do is just make my tongue stick out
And then I kick some butt when I use The Winged Dragon of Ra

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my God card
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my God card

Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Sexy Rage
(I don't wanna loose this duel)
Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Sexy Rage
(I don't wanna loose this duel)

Se-se-se-Sexy Rage, Se-Se Sexy Rage
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh
Se-se-se-Sexy Rage, Se--Se-Sexy Rage
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh

My weak side is on the line I gotta win
They'll learn to run soon as they see my creepy Face (I'm scary! )
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
But since we're dubbed by 4Kids we must make do without one
Sucks!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my God card
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my God card

Se-se-se-Sexy Rage, Se-Se Sexy Rage
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh
Se-se-se-Sexy Rage, Se--Se-Sexy Rage
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh

I won't lose to The pharaoh and his friends
Cause they're jealous 
And I'm groovy with my Rod
I'm not baggin' I'm just hangin' with my Fancy bod
Met this chick with giant boobies
Treated us like we were noobies and
She's such an ass, such an ass
Check this deck, I can win!

Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Sexy Rage
(I don't wanna loose this duel)
Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Sexy Rage
(I don't wanna loose this duel)

Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Sexy Rage
(I don't wanna loose this duel)
Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Sexy Rage
(I don't wanna loose this duel)

Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Sexy Rage
(I don't wanna loose this duel)
Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Sexy Rage
(I don't wanna loose this duel)

Se-se-se-Sexy Rage, Se-Se Sexy Rage
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh
Se-se-se-Sexy Rage, Se--Se-Sexy Rage
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh

Se-se-se-Sexy Rage, Se-Se Sexy Rage
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh
Se-se-se-Sexy Rage, Se--Se-Sexy Rage
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh

Se-se-se-Sexy Rage, Se-Se Sexy Rage
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh
Se-se-se-Sexy Rage, Se--Se-Sexy Rage
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh