Introductions again aka A Man, A knife, A Cardboard Box, and Vodka

[Kaitou]

Kaitou sir! You never posted your intro you know that right?
Oh well fucking shit I didn't well fuck!
Yeah so you might want to go do that
But I'm drunk and I have an urge to stab something!
No offense sir but you are always drunk and you always want to stab something.....
YOU SIR ARE A---- Oh wait you are right well fuck this is awkward.
Oh you are telling me.
So should you go post the intro now maybe?
Well fuck I suppose I should
Well it is highly recommended sir
And If you don't well Mel will yell at you
Bitch always yells at me our entire relationship is built upon the fact that we want to slaughter one another and are complete asshats to one another.
True but he might want to kill you more
Kill me more? Is that even possible, because I'm pretty sure he wants to kill me pretty bad
Well as the kids these days say sir? No Kill like Overkill
True...... More Dakka is always the answer
Well I suppose I should introduce myself then
Good Luck Sir!
JASPER PREPARE MY FLYING MACHINE!
..... yes sir

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So I suppose introductions are in order then my name is Kaitou most of you already know that though. If not then well it is my pleasure to meet you, though I must say if you die a horrible and painful life I will not refrain from laughing my ass off. I'm your resident drunk and one of your kill mods here in oblivion. The others being the giant ass puppy that we call WREX and the one person being LY which you know makes up most of our happy little family. (Sir would you really describe it as happy? I would call it dysfunctional at best, for you two show your love in a very odd way) ((Shut up Jasper!)) I'm not really the helping type but I guess I have to try to help any of you new people if you ask though don't expect me to have any patience or regard you with respect that is something you have to earn. And if you are really lucky you might see Melvin and I get into an argument which is how us being the bests of friends (Okay well really it started as Me looking out for the man so as to not let himself get killed but we eventually managed to find some common ground in the fact that we like killing things, and being asshats) Anyway see you later people I'm around if you need me and remember I'm always watching you.

[Yami Draconis Bakura]

Sup Kaitou, wow it's been a while. You need to stick around more man. All that hanging down in Oblivion and shit... meh. Anyways, tell Phoenix Scruff says sup.

[Kaitou]

Drac you facking condor sized dragon, now aren't you a sight for sore eyes! I'm not the only one that needs to poke his fucking head around more often you asshat. But meh I guess we all have our shit to do and I will pass along the message on the grape vine no worries.

[Melvin Louie-Leon]

Asshole only you would wait fucking EONS before actually posting a fucking intro. Dick. Get to RPing and shit. It's been forever fuckass. X"D

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